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Pedo-simp

Someone who is a pedophile and simps for a person at the same time.
Adam you are a pedo-simp stfu.
by TheGreatZulu February 7, 2021
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simp

simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin' but is a fuckin wuss becasue he is so sprung on some hoe hints the simp
simpin' aint eassyyyyyy
by Dirty q April 12, 2005
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Simp

1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated.

2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp.
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.

2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
by Fatlips February 14, 2020
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Simp

1: HUMAN, INDIVIDUAL — a term used to describe one who's only actions are those to impress the opposite gender/sex
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang

Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
Jamall Dean Dean was simping on Sonia and Hanna, buying them donuts and chips and always bugging them.
by THEKEONI69 April 30, 2020
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Cody Simpson

Born on January 11, 1997, Cody posted a few videos of himself singing on Youtube and was later discovered in 2009 by Shawn Campbell of Atlantic Records. He later moved from Australia, where he is originally from, to LA in the summer of 2010 & is currently working on his first album, which will be coming out September 20th, of 2011. He has two younger siblings, Alli & Tom, and his parents are named Angie and Brad. He is rumored to be crushing on Grace Dixon, a 14 year old girl from Oklahoma. He calls his fans, his "Angles." Why? "Because that's just what they are." - Cody. He is super sexy, and has a twitter. @TheCodySimpson.
what a sexy beast! Who is he? He can sing!
Oh, that's just Cody Simpson!

Who's that guy? He is soo FLYYY
I don't know, but his name must be Cody!
by bc13lovr July 30, 2011
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bart simpson

to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.
i learned to one footed bart simpson
by viciousk February 1, 2008
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jessica simpson

a hot blonde who everyone thinks is dumb, but is actually intelligent enough to play dumb to make money
Chicken? Tuna? Let the dollars roll in! I'm fucking Jessica Simpson!
by K-Train November 18, 2006
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