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ass-secretariate

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.
"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007
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Man Secret

Secret only told to other men.
She's not allowed to know, it's a man secret.
by Fegget April 29, 2015
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Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep
Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret
by Ssnott August 29, 2016
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Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor
Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what
by Samurai-o October 3, 2021
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Super Secret Gayer Language

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.
I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language
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Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".
I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.
by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014
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Secretary

The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!
Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y
by Shambler September 2, 2004
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