blood scale

The name that belonged to a true warrior,

misunderstood was he.

he harmed no child nor creature,

the true dovahkiin.

Blood scale would've done that differently....

the true nords of skyrim bow down to blood scale...

by 0n556 February 8, 2017

The DT Scale

Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.

person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”

person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”

by Queen Breezy January 7, 2021

michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Dickedher Scale

The rating system on which guys rate girls to other guys.

Friend: How was Becky last night bro?

Me: not too bad I give her a 6.5 on the Dickedher Scale.

by Wanker Chief April 8, 2021

Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

low-scale

alternative form of low-key; not intense and lacks modesty

(1) ah! this is low-scale funny
(2) You're low-scale cute, to be frank.

by ajain983 April 30, 2021

Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.

Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.

by RTD2 September 4, 2013