retard

a name to call your friends insted of stupid or idiot. it sounds better to say.

friend: "that girl/boy looks so ugly." Me: "Oi dont say it infront of her you retard."

by EVRYOPPSHOT May 24, 2023

Retard

an insult many use that is more or less calling them autistic and underdeveloped.

"Look at that damn retard."

by B.SC June 8, 2023

retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

Dipshit Retard

Morgan Ling

Larry: "Hey dipshit retard!"
Morgan: "durrr oatrick attac"

by MyBoyMorgan August 18, 2017

mechical retard

The ultimate retard.

Person 1: Have you seen him play Apex?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a mechical retard on it.

by kurtsiberrg March 5, 2019

dental retainer

What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.

Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019