A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).
"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."
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The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.
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*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"
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