rubber ducky

when two are having sex, one shits under water and the poo floats to the top like a submerged rubber duck toy.

Me and sharron were so getting it on in the tub when i made a rubber ducky.

by matt donaghue June 4, 2008

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chocolate rubber duck

This one is rude... but ok, there you go:
You take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).
Then mix your brown shit with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. Put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.
Afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.
That little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.
Next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!

That bitch gets a chocolate rubber duck as present!

by Julz80 April 16, 2007

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rubber stamp

Hiding the used condom in your hookup's purse.

That bastard left a rubber stamp in my coach purse! Well yeah, I'll still see him again.

by spoon1990 March 8, 2011

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rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006

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