pipefeeder

a person (mainly females) who gives alot of blowjobs and are assumed to suck more dick than she eats regular food

Person1: Yo man, you know that chick Jane?
Person2: Yeah, what about her?
Person1: Dude, she's a total pipefeeder.
Person2: Im so gonna be her friend so she feed on my pipe next.
Person1: Hell yea me too.

by BiggPhilly December 28, 2007

Piperette

After the 2009 cigarette tobacco tax increase, retarded tobacco companies started selling pipe tobacco to make cigarettes. This loophole allowed them to sell pretty much the same stuff without paying the government the tax on it. Only problem is that the pipe tobacco tastes and smells like feet.

-While on smoke break-

Adam - "Dude, what are you smoking? Your cig smells like my gym bag!"

M. Ryan - "Its a piperette, man! Its crappy pipe tobacco in a cigarette, but hey, I make it work."

Adam - "You're retarded. Why don't you just buy the real stuff? Its more money but still cheaper than prepack smokes."

by mistergoodkat December 2, 2009

pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.

Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010

pifelitis

a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.

you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice

by magic mahoney December 17, 2010

Pipe Worthy

Being good enough for one to have sex with.

Susie: What do you think of Bobby?

Allie: Oh, Bobby? He's okay...not pipe worthy though.

by pipe_worthy8989 April 19, 2011

pinferiority complex

the constant awareness that my home decor/meal/wardrobe is not worth of "pinning"

I glance around and see the craigslist furniture, sloppy coffee table and other signs of actual living being done at my house and my pinferiority complex reaches a new high.

by guitar_girly March 7, 2013

Pipeski Feigner

Noun. A dick lover, a woman in which who craves the cock more than most women

the word pipe (as in dick).. add "ski" at the end to make it sound more canadian - word flourished in the canadian hockey world

Feigner - Feigning for the pipe more often than other makes them a "feigner"

Abby (the booty call): Hiiii
Nick: what up pipeski feigner
Abby: Well I do indeed crave the pipe so I guess you are correct in that nick name, babe.
Nick: I'm not your babe. Youre just a pipeski feigner. I'll call you when needed. Thanks for craving the pipe

by gotawaywithw3rds June 18, 2014