Piperette

After the 2009 cigarette tobacco tax increase, retarded tobacco companies started selling pipe tobacco to make cigarettes. This loophole allowed them to sell pretty much the same stuff without paying the government the tax on it. Only problem is that the pipe tobacco tastes and smells like feet.

-While on smoke break-

Adam - "Dude, what are you smoking? Your cig smells like my gym bag!"

M. Ryan - "Its a piperette, man! Its crappy pipe tobacco in a cigarette, but hey, I make it work."

Adam - "You're retarded. Why don't you just buy the real stuff? Its more money but still cheaper than prepack smokes."

by mistergoodkat December 2, 2009

Pepperette

N. - A salted and cured meat stick, that although unhealthy is very satisfying. Often confused with Hot Rod's although they are an entirely different foodstuff.

James - "Ma'am I noticed your cold deli is sold out of pepperettes. Would you happen to have some waiting in the back room?"

Terra - "It wouldn't suprise me that we are sold out, they sure are popular. Unfortunately I think we don't have any waiting. Sorry."

James - "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!"

James - "Why have the Gods foresaken me?"

by Mr. Vodkabomb October 8, 2009

Pipette Job

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.

"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."

by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

pipefitter helper

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

by Bouché December 8, 2015

Pierrette

An amazing chicka who can rock your world in all sorts of ways. Often a volley ball player who looks great in those short shorts.

A french name pronounced properly only in Europe. Its not Pirouette you jack ass! Pronounced as Pierre with an "ette" at the end- why is that so hard for you to roll off your tongue America?

Volley ball coach: "That Pierrette can spike those balls like no other"

by MYOBx5 February 3, 2010

pimperette

A girl who is da boss. She got at least 2 or three boyz lookin at her. A.K.A. Booty Licious,
A girl who has a big butt, and is a girl who likes violence.

Vanessa Hudgens is such a pimperette, Zack and Corbin are totally checkin her out.

by U dont need to know May 19, 2008

Pipehitter

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021