phone limbo

When the lovely people on the other end of the phone put you into an infinite loop of either automated systems or department transfers or just on hold where no one is on the other end to pick up.

>I'm going to transfer you to the other department now.
\Could you stay on the line until they pick up?
>Sorry we're very busy, I have to get to the other callers.
\:five hours later in phone limbo:

by willis936 April 7, 2012

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

phone-coma

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.

Completely ignorant to the outside world.

Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.

I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.

Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!

I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.

by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.

Alyssa you have a cum phone.

by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023

doctor’s phone

An individual that has a phone with a large and bulky phone case.

That boys phone look so big with that phone case, it looks like a doctor’s phone.

by Universal Chocolate May 10, 2023

Phone Show

A TV series or movie that's suitable to have on in the background while you're on your phone. Media that doesn't warrant all of your attention.

Ex 1: Mom loves Friends but for me it's just a phone show.

Ex 2: Star Trek Voyager is such a good phone show to have on while I work.

by WisCas January 6, 2023

Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face when using it whilst lying down on a bed, couch, etc.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018