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Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.
A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.
by Logan2255 August 15, 2010
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prickmobile

Any normally crappy car that is outfitted with various "improvements" that suggest it is driven by a prick. Such additions include fake mufflers, fake spoiler fins, and fake air intake scoops. Attaching these things to a car is most often a failed attempt at appearing "gangsta." In no way are these cars any better than the car they appeared to be before some prick put these aftermarket additions on.
I love how prickmobiles can make all the noise in the world and still be slower than my minivan. They just draw attention to their own crappiness.
by The Agent of Randomness June 22, 2011
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Prickle Bushes

A common name for large thickets of blackberry bushes. Often thought of as a pest, these bushes grow quickly and engulf trees, barns, and abandoned houses. They have annoying prickles that will catch on your clothing, and give you shallow cuts on unprotected arms and legs.
"Watch out for those prickle bushes, Tom! You'll get stuck and they'll give you some nasty cuts!"
by Shamhatter January 9, 2012
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Prickly Pair

When your boyfriend is so excited about the excellent shave job you just gave his testicles he rewards you by dragging his sack across your upturned smiling face.
Brian hoped that after buying that new razor, his boyfriend would reward him with the best prickly pair of his life.
by DingusBro April 10, 2015
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prickhole

A person deserving the worst treatment by his friends family and strangers based on their treatment of how they treated their friends, family and strangers. Someone who needs a cactus jammed up their ass on principle.
This prickhole lied to clients in cases, took their money and left them in jail. If he gets a pineapple jamned down his throat in hell his prickhole will get off easy.
by Come on meow June 29, 2016
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prickus

The nickname for the Toyota Prius as their drivers tend to be smug pricks that hug the passing lanes.
Your friend Jeremiah is such an ass, will he be driving his Prickus to meet us?
by Economic Hitman February 10, 2017
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prickakani

A name for someone who is a fucking legend.
Your a fucking prickakani
by Brae Bartley bruh January 14, 2019
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