poopcrastination

when you know you have to poop but you delay pooping because you don't want to poopm

jeremy: wow, I've had to poop all day but i dont feel like going
ericka: now that's what i call poopcrastination

by poopcrastination December 26, 2014

poopecia

A disease that causes erectile disfunction, patchy bald spotspot, and is thought to be highly infection. Very common in homeless communities.

Look at that bum scissor his homeless girlfriend in the dumpster, he must have poopecia.

by Jdgv March 15, 2017

poojer

A poojer is a gay person that often has green poops, usually with the names Josh, Travis, Gabe, Collin, or Andrew

Hey dude you’re such a poojer

by Themanman November 5, 2020

Pompers te kort

When someone says or acts like he or she knows everything and can do everything while this is clearly not the case. Usually the action fails or their statement is wrong.

Bro you have some serious pompers te kort.

by Usopp the Pirate January 27, 2021

POOKER

POOKER is a VERY derogatory slur. anybody that says POOKER is a highly racist and used to demean individuals who are considered naive or gullible. The term originated in a fictitious subculture where it was used to mock people who were easily fooled or manipulated. It implies a lack of intelligence or discernment, suggesting that the person being referred to is easily deceived or taken advantage of. It's important to note that using such slurs or derogatory language is highly disrespectful and hurtful.

A: Just found out I breathe the same air as a POOKER.
B: WTTTFFFFFF YOU ACTUALLY CANT SAY THAT

by 7z7w July 6, 2023

Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.

Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

pooner

An unmistakably large penis.

With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.

by Wippert May 25, 2005