The act of defecating in one's trousers and shaking the feces down the pants leg and out of the bottom of the pants.
After John shit his pants at the Wal-Mart, he pulled an Andy Poofresne to leave the turd undetected in the sporting goods aisle.
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On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.
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Get the Thanks-poofing mug.this stupid mfer is someone who made a lot of people feel so happy and still does, yes, I, is witnessed this man being someone so fuckin amazing. He is 5’10 and knows how to speak Farsi, OH MY GOD !! it is just *chef's kiss* that makes me fall for him even harder and all over again — he loves hugs, kisses, and cuddles and even will stare at you without saying anything, even if you are doing nothing. dating or not, he loves being someone with whom you can share problems or vent. he knows ways to make people have huge smiles on their faces, it is incredible. people must be lucky to have someone this epic like goofy poofy, *cough cough* you wish you had met this guy earlier, he will become your cutest yet goofiest goblin .. you will not regret having him around for company. this man can crack funny jokes and if you understand his dark humour, then you are on the way to being his bestie/partner, I guarantee you that. anyone who has this name is such a nice person, a genuine human being who wants everyone to feel happy and comfortable … if you have a goofy poofy, take care of his heart and his safety, compliment him, play with his hair, and laugh like a gremlin (he fucking loves it, trust me)— I am sure he will enjoy the nice things you do for him. he is a very special person and people that have the cutest goblin-like him is a lucky person.
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