Plump

the sound your shit makes when it falls into the toilet water

Dude, the shit I just made had the biggest plump

by slayallday69137 June 30, 2022

Pushing plums

When you insert testicles into a womans anal cavity, then she farts them out.

Me and the old lady were pushing plums last night.

by Johnny T Walker October 1, 2010

original plumbing

Indication that a female-to-male transsexual or transgender person (ftm) has not had genital surgery.

Most ftm's retain original plumbing due to a lack of desirable options.

by RockRabbit June 12, 2014

Angry plumber

The actual of failing to pay the plumber so he rips your pants off and fucks you in the ass.

That angry plumber tore me a new one

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016

Joe the plumber money

An annual income of more then $250,000.

Person A: I thought you were buying a new car?

Person B: Naw, maybe if I were making joe the plumber money.

by WorkinForThaWeekend February 21, 2009

Plumps

Noun. Alternative (slang) term referring to female breasts, particularly those of the larger cup sizes.

1. "Did you see the plumps on that broad?"
2. "She's got the best plumps ever; they're so...plump."
3. "There's nothing I like more than taking my bra off after a long day and letting my plumps hang free."

by SGIGS August 16, 2009

plumberologist

not just any plumber, a plumberologist is a plumber trained in the art of plumberology. Plumberology being the art practiced by a plumberologist.

You are such a wonderful plumberologist!

by justme101 February 18, 2010