Sanctusian scale

A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.

“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”

“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”

“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”

by Sollygiise May 21, 2023

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

Rekt'd-tor Scale

Level of how badly someone gets "Rekt" in a game on a scale of 1-10

Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".

by DrStrangewolf October 8, 2015

blood scale

The name that belonged to a true warrior,

misunderstood was he.

he harmed no child nor creature,

the true dovahkiin.

Blood scale would've done that differently....

the true nords of skyrim bow down to blood scale...

by 0n556 February 8, 2017

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A mind scale on how hot/ugly the female is

Example of 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

Damn! Look at jade shes a 10!!

Eww that ugly girl over there isn't even a 1!

by HotCockSandwhich October 1, 2016

scale it

when a drug dealer usually with marijuana is very cautious about how much is given when in a deal

Person: hey let me get a gram for $10
Dealer : ok no problem, let me scale it

by baby youngster July 6, 2016

suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022