A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
Get the Trophy Beardmug. 1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.
2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
by darthrishun January 2, 2015
Get the Hang Beardmug. A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
Get the Faux Beardmug. by gingey b! December 30, 2008
Get the nal beardmug. by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
Get the Bum Beardmug. When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 11, 2015
Get the Pirates Beardmug. The beard in which grows upon the 2nd chin which is actually more upon the neck such as in the case of a double chin.
by Sha~Mari November 11, 2018
Get the Chineck-beardmug.