condigityy's definitions
When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 11, 2015
Get the Pirates Beardmug. A word that describes the emotional state between being overly jealous, yet incredibly horny at the same time.
"I can't believe that bitch is sleeping with him. I am so jealous, but god damn does it turn me on, I am so confused!"
"It's okay my friend, you're just feeling slightly horlous"
"It's okay my friend, you're just feeling slightly horlous"
by condigityy July 30, 2014
Get the horlousmug.