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Definitions by PeachTycoon

The act of pulling out of unwed pussy, before blowing one's load, in order to prevent unintended seeding.
Don't forget to hit the Brexit just before you cum. She has to hit the abstinence campaign trail next week.
Brexit by PeachTycoon June 28, 2016

Trophy Beard 

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
Trophy Beard by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016