Dude Myster

Someone who gets owned in anything he trys to compete in.

Johnny was such a dude myster in yesterdays game.

by C Walk January 20, 2008

murder mystery

Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.

I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!

by TRMW August 16, 2010

Scooby Doo Mystery

Describes the circumstances involving male ejaculate dispersed out of field of vision during orgasm, and the male and/or partner being unaware of the whereabouts of the ejaculate landing spot.

Did you just cum?" "yeah, but it's a Scooby Doo Mystery

by aeonjoey October 18, 2010

master skype

The act of masterbating with someone live via Skype.

John: Dude I totally master skyped with your mom last night, she is soo hot naked!

Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.

by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010

masterbabe

1. A female attractive enough to be classified as spank-worthy

Best said by Divinyls "When I think about you I touch myself"

Damn, Sally is such a masterbabe.. seeing her in that top is going into my spank-bank.

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011

masterblanket

the sickest most pimping badass youtube channel to ever exist on earth. this channel is constantly beasting.

my favorite youtuber is deferentially masterblanket.

by masterblanket February 14, 2012