melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

mattias

stinky man.

mattias? he's stinky

by ghpsty March 8, 2024

Melting

A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.

I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.

by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024

meeting street brentwood

Meeting Street Brentwood is a ghetto school. The bathrooms are always destroyed. People be smoking in class.The classrooms always stink cause people don’t know how to shower. The school it to broke.

Boy:have you heard of Meeting Street Brentwood?
Girl:Yes I heard they are ghetto asf

by UNKOWN_0274 March 10, 2024

Mattish

A word used to describe something written by or in a similar way to author M.J Bradley.

This story is a bit more Mattish than others

by IDefinethingswhenimbored March 27, 2024

meatith

A person named Edith who eats a lot of fried meat.

Meatith ate a lot of chicken fried steak today.

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Meeting Voyeur

When an online meeting ends, everyone is dismissed, and two people stick around to have a private conversation, but other people continue to silently lurk in the meeting and listen in.

I finally got the chance to ask my coworker those noob questions I was too embarassed to ask earlier, but the crowd of meeting voyeurs is making me uncomfortable.

by CubeFarmMinotaur May 7, 2024