brooke medley

the best

Lily: I am in love with Brooke Medley.

Everyone: Me too! She’s the goat.

by lilyvanilly October 23, 2023

Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish

damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz

by not noah tolly March 21, 2024

Pjale Mebler

A name for an old person who is close to death or retirement.

"In ten years, Wendy Oldbag will be a pjale mebler."

by plushprosecutor April 18, 2024

Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

cammy meele

the hottest woman in all of known fiction

person 1: son of a BITCH is cammy meele so hot
person 2: agreed

by geiboi_official February 14, 2025

Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

by NM83 August 17, 2025

pulling a marley

having a sexual relationship with an individual not because you want to but purely with the intention of getting back a very small sum of money back that said individual owes you

conversation between two people.

persone a :omg i cant believe jenny sucked billys dick and fucked him for 40 dollars !!!

person b : yea but he owed her 40 dollars she was just fucking him to get it back.

person a : oh so she was just pulling a marley !

person b : what does that even really mean...

person a : it just means shes a non unionized prostitute!

by Condylomata February 10, 2012