Pathetic Male Syndrome

Also known as "PMS". When a man cannot go through a day of life without whining or complaining.
Men suffering from PMS are easily threatened by the modern lifestyle and especially of independent women.
His aim is to impress his friends rather than women.
Men with PMS should be thrown out of the gene pool.

He has an "Asian girl fetish" because those types have that "must please man" attitude. He can't get an independent woman from his area to like him, so he has to revert to his 'fetish'. He has Pathetic Male Syndrome.

by King Juan February 21, 2009

Maile

The paradoxical point found in between True and False. This state cannot be proved, disproved, or categorized in any way.

When I sleep I flip my pillow over so I can feel the cool side. True/False: Maile

I went to a pretty mellow rage 3 nights after yesterday, and became completely inebriated while remaining perfectly sober at home reading the TV and being ridden by a majestic unicorn. True/False: Maile

Last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, I hopped on my sexually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the Promise Land. True/False: Maile

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will I still masterbate to Good Housekeeping? True/False: Maile

by DirtyMikeAndThaBoyz June 20, 2011

Male Tail

A man, usually a grad student or someone trapped in the 60's, who feels the need to sport his hair in a long unkept pony tail.

(Creepy guy walks by)
A: Ew check out that male tail.
B: Thats so gross I'd pay for a haircut for him

by Kw3stionMark September 27, 2010

Male body image

Males often have negative body image, but women and girls get all the attention, so males are generally left in the dust and are more susceptible to self-hate because of this.

Did you hear that Sandra Fluke tried to disprove the theory that male body image is real too?

by YERGHETTO February 5, 2015

male prostitution

When a man sucks cock or clit for money.

"What's your previous job history?"

"Male prostitution."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

calca male

A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.

A fake alpha male.

"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"

by Limpy D December 31, 2007

Shigma male

The type of male thatt radiates pure chad energy, without doing anything to warrant this radiation, can be known to be fair while also very respectable.

Oh god do you feel the energy from that Shigma male

by Big Ball Joe September 8, 2021