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crystal mountain

A song by the American metal band "Death," on their 2nd to last album "Symbolic." Crystal Mountain is what you want it to be. Only Chuck Schuldiner knows what it was to him. But whatever it was to him, he was very indirect.The only thing that can be certain is that it was a place where bad things happen. It can be your home, school, work, it can even be your mind...
"Inside crystal mountain, evil takes it's form."
"Inside crystal mountain, commandments are reborn."
by Stuntman Reege January 9, 2008
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Fish-mouth Syndrome

Fish-mouth Syndrome is a condition that infects most of the SJW community. You can tell if someone suffers from this just by their upright-triangular-frowning mouth appearance (which also exposes the front incisors). This facial expression gives the infected person a stink face, with subtle hint of mental retardation.

Patients with FMS (abbreviation for Fish-mouth Syndrome) often have attention seeking hair styles/color, wear nonprescription glasses, and have at least one body piercing. They are easily "triggered", which prompts them to uncontrollably defecate from their mouths.

Cure: Common sense and more exposure to the real world.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks ma'am. How can I help you?

Fish-mouth Syndrome patient: Oh my god! Did you just assume my gender? How dare you?! I refuse to be oppressed by your white cis male privilege. I will boycott all coffee from now on since you offend me so much. RAGE RAGE AGAINST PATRIARCHY! Now if you would stop harassing me, I have a pitcher of male tears to consume. Check your privilege.
by ForFuckSakeMate September 12, 2016
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Spit in my mouth

To quite literally spit in someone's mouth i.e. trading saliva during a kiss
by Psychosomatic January 28, 2021
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metal mouth

1. Braces, having braces.

2. Person with braces.

3. Vocoder.
My CB handle was Metal Mouth in the early 80s, but I never wore braces. I was the chew-em-up mobile and the spit-em-out base.
by Downstrike October 30, 2004
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Mountain Jew

These Mountain Jews are really good at making money by exploiting the global financial system.
by cathy_newman_2018 December 2, 2018
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mountain lion

A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
by WuBang3R December 10, 2008
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aloe mouthpiece

a form fitting piece for the mouth that helps provide fillatio by applying aloe vera to a sunburned penis. used in gay sex.
That dudes got that aloe mouthpiece.
What a ferg!
by stogey March 31, 2008
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