monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey

"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga

by Gaga Fan/law student February 15, 2009

Monkey Butler

An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.

George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch

by BF-TMG April 20, 2006

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

Monkey Balls

A nasty chafing of the nut sack region that causes the inflicted individual to walk in a monkey-like state.

Often caused by heavy sweating of the nether regions, combined with tight, ill-fitting clothes and excessive 70's style disco dancing.

From the look of that dude's apish stroll, he must have a nasty case of the monkey balls.

by pacoGAME May 28, 2009

monkey fart

When you get the last toke in a bowl of marijuana which is mainly ash, the result is a foul taste in your mouth which is sometimes accompanied with ashy debris from the bowl.

Joe passed me the bowl, i took a toke, it was the last hit, the monkey fart hit. Joe laughed as I gagged and spit ash from my mouth.

by sourdeez May 15, 2009

Monkey Fuck

To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.

Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.

by lochon October 25, 2009