Dylan Martin

This guy is always fucking up one way or another, but eventually he'll disappear. Like magic!

Such a Dylan Martin

by Just_me_dj November 24, 2021

Martin middle school

Basically an ass school full of ass people. Sure it might be the best curriculum in Raleigh but let’s be honest. No one cares. All the popular girls are assholes and all the “hot boys” are bigots. “Just take a joke” no bitch you just called me a slur. Sure there’s a nice person here and there but I’m gonna have to say that the best ones at this school are the gays and the emos . That one group of lgbtq kids that everyone thinks is weird. They’re literally the nicest and most supporting people at this school. (Not THAT group of gays that are probably furries). My point is everyone there thinks theyre so “ratchet” and “such a baddie”- like girl literally shut up nobody gives a fuck about you.

The only good thing I have to say about this school is that it’s not super racist. There are a lot of straight white republicans though

“Ew those act like the kids from Martin middle school”

by ItsSamBitchesss July 24, 2022

REAGAN MARTIN

RUDEST GIRL I KNOW SHE IS SO MEAN AND SUCH A BULLY SHE PUSHES PEOPLE INTO LOCKERS AND STALKS 5TH GRADERS DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

ew ur such a reagan martin dont be like that.

by dfugshfghu October 23, 2019

Chris Martin

Quality football player

He’s so good . That Chris Martin is so good

by Duck go to go to go hi May 18, 2020

Ruby martin

Tall loving kind lady/girl who never says no to somethink good has green or Brown eyes has a lot of friends cousin name jack or shrek

Ruby martin i love you

by Hdhxb April 29, 2020

Martin

Martin. Someone who finds it hard to commit. He’s super good with kids, a real family guy. He is
super athletic and fast. He will make you feel super special, but then you find out that he gets with a new girl every other week. you’ll get emotionally attached and in love and He will lead you on hardcore. He hesitates to share his feelings, and leaves you wondering what he is hiding. You’ll be off and on in your relationship and then finally he will just cut you out of his life. Martin is very hard to get over, and will likely take months.

martin is a sweet guy

that’s why he can pull all the girls

he just breaks hearts every he goes

by whenyouvegotnothingbettertodo December 29, 2021

martin gimmebag

Martin is obsessed with gluten and anime porn. Either or does the trick for him. He invests his money into The Bread company where they make bread and glutencoin. He can be described as :
- Long
- full of gluten
- vaguely asian
- An advocate for anti salmon farming legislation

Martin : i lovveeeeee gluten
Me : Martin gimmebag but it away
Martin : (keeps going with jork)

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025