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Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.
Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.
by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014
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rib-steak and lobster

A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws
Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.
by therealchrisphillips August 22, 2018
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I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby

The W, is a prestigious hotel on the Chicago lake front. He’s can’t go to the lobby without being recognized by fans.
I’m at the w but I can’t meet you in the lobby, far too many people.
by Gohawks44 December 17, 2017
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lobster back

1) A british soldier who faught against the soon to be Americans in the American Revolutionary war. They were called lobster backs because they wore red coats.

2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.
by Timmmahhh August 7, 2006
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Lobes

A common nickname for a trend hopping homosexual.
"Lobes is such a tool"
"Lobes can't stay hard in bed"
"Lobes has a gay light crew LoL, how fucking homo"
"Lobes has a lazy eye"
by Stayedge October 24, 2008
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Lobstering

When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...
Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man
by Dookz September 15, 2007
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maine lobstah roll

the act of fucking a girl while on her period followed by a session of titty fucking ending in ejaculation on her chin
"ayuh, i gave the missus one wicked maine lobstah roll last night! you should see the blood on her tits!"
by dirt dog mcdickerson November 5, 2008
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