Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".
by paul phillips February 10, 2005
Get the dandy johnsonmug. A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
by BJ August 25, 2004
Get the Don Johnsonmug. 1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
Get the fuck johnsonmug. by ongi March 20, 2009
Get the Betsy Johnsonmug. by The Alex July 2, 2005
Get the Johnson Countymug. ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
by sampson420ex October 6, 2004
Get the Shmiterick Johnsonmug. Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.
by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020
Get the Hobo Johnsonmug.