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Dick in a Teacup

1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.

2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.
(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"
by Sporkle March 20, 2008
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Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.
John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010
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Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation
"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"
by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012
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Bishop in a turtle neck

An un-circumsized penis
by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012
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Rat in a Chamois

After a big night out many people have a Rat in a Chamois
by Mat9474 December 31, 2012
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Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
by chudthechud January 23, 2013
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Shark in a Washing Machine

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
by ThePaver April 23, 2013
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