Marshmallow Idiot

A sheltered, close-minded, naïve moron with very little to no common sense. These people are typically confused on basic matters that should be no trouble.

What marshmallow idiot thinks accidentally touching themself in the shower is morally wrong?

by Bluegravitysaurus June 20, 2019

Idiot Pedant

1. A person that invites himself to lecture you about anything and everything but in reality is a complete dumb-ass.

2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.

After Eric decided to give us the three-hour lecture on golfing, that was completely wrong, he just cemented the fact that he’s an idiot pedant.

by Karlsmash August 18, 2019

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.

"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

klutz idiot

a clumsy stupid person

I tripped in a ditch I'm a klutz idiot

by lazzer boy January 28, 2020

Known Idiot

A person who carries out idiotic action even when they should know better.

For example, Donald Trump wiping his lips then shaking hands during a corona virus press conference.

Donald Trump is a known idiot when it comes to the corona virus.

by Danack March 14, 2020

smug idiots

People who have become somewhat wealthy due to inheritance or luck; and who are also certain that they are above others, even though they are dumb as fuck.

Every city has its share of smug idiots. They're so fucking proud of themselves. But on closer inspection, you'll see that they're as empty as the post modern bullshit lofts that they live in.

by geekmalone August 16, 2020

idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.

I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.

by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018