Christmas Goose

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.

Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"

by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018

booby goose

To unexpectedly grope a womans mammary gland.

Hey,did you see that Kyle just gave Jennifer a booby goose.

by swiat28 January 13, 2009

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

Your goose is cooked

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

canada goose jacket

Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.

Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.

by veritast October 22, 2009

Georgia Goose Rocket

When the fupa is elevated, anal fluff trimmings are inserted into the snatch. Intercourse commences with male partner flapping his arms like the wings of a goose and sounding the mallard mating call. The female responds firvently fondling her fupa.

Bartholomew and Irmak perform the Georgia Goose Rocket during hot, steamy nights.

by ConorMike July 4, 2008

Gluck Gluck Goose

When a group of guys gets together and a girl goes around sucks each dick (in and out) once and then moves on to the next one. The first guy to cum is the goose.

Bro you want to go play gluck gluck goose with sara tonight?

by Gunit0912 November 19, 2020