justin is goofy

bro my friend justin is goofy ngl

matt also wrote this ezpz

BRO JUSTIN IS GOOFY FRFR

btw matt was here 2023

by MatMannn_ September 12, 2023

Glory

A Hell-God trapped in our dimension. She trys to use the key to open up the walls between worlds and get back home. She is trapped in the body of a young man named Ben. She is immortal and extremely powerful, her only weakness being Ben. Also called Glorificus, The Beast, or The Abomination. She's from the TV show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

1. Glory was evil and sadistic.

2. Glory had a lot of pride and self confidence,she was also insane.

by Sparky04 December 1, 2010

Gloryhole

Something that young schoolkids (mainly boys) do to bus seats. It usually begins with a small hole and pretty soon the whole bus seat is ripped. You can usually put a quote in it, but it shouldn't be inappropriate if the bus driver finds out. If ripped correctly, it could result in a Gloryholious Maximus, which is the largest gloryhole known to man. Not to be confused with Orange Julius.

"Evan! Stop ripping that bus seat! I can't afford to cover up another Gloryhole!"

by OJ Julius September 30, 2012

Goofy nigga

A nickname for people named jack.

Mark:"Hey did you see that goofy nigga last night?"
Jessica:"Yes, I saw Jack at the party!"

by MosesOfUrbanDictionary July 1, 2019

goofy as ballz

when someone is really fucked or doin something really fucked thats funny

random jerkoff:haha that girl is really funny
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ

random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ

by slashsbabe_420 June 13, 2007

Goody goody two shoes

A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.

Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.

Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!

by T0m_x69x_5h4h May 1, 2016

Goofy dick

When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.

My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.

The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.

by King_shields January 29, 2018