goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.

Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.

by Beeves November 14, 2022

goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Ghost of the Goon

A ghost who died in the act of auto erotic gooning.

Kyle- "Oh my god, its the Ghost of the Goon"

by PrimeTimeEdger April 6, 2025

Goon squad

Sloth from the goodies ejaculating into a man named Tim’s mouth while he’s eating a Baby Ruth

Tim joined the goon squad lastnight hardcote

by NPC JOE 69 May 25, 2024

Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind

Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish

by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025

Power Gooning

Excessive obsession over powergaming and trying to exploit or minmax any system possible, most notably a video game.

All you do is speak about how to break the game balance with mechs, this ain't this is now power gooning!

by DrTuxedo May 20, 2025