goofdouche

noun: one who acts completely and utterly retarded and pisses everybody off

Rob's obsession with quoting Christopher Walken and Tom Petty has his friends calling him a goofdouche.

by Los Olaz July 15, 2008

Goodybagging

A term used by nerdy people who go to choir with me and my friends, meaning to order lunch.

Me: Oh... hello small children
Elizabeth: Are you goodybagging today?
Me: Ermm... what?
Rebecca: You goodybagging?
(This took a while for me to figure out the meaning)

Me:..... leave me alone, hobo

by BrionyBlackRosee November 3, 2008

goofappy

goofy and happy at the same time

His dancing was beyond ridiculous, but he was so goofappy about it that everyone was laughing their heads off.

by SFNative June 2, 2010

goofbutts

Slang term for marijuana cigarettes (joints) dating back to at least the 1940s.

"Uncle Jim was in the Navy during World War II and he said they smoked joints onboard all the time. They called them 'goofbutts'."

by HairyMelvin October 9, 2014

Gooey Raspberry

When a female on her period fucks her companion with her filthy tampon in the anus.

Girl 1: I gave steve a gooey raspberry last night.

Girl 2: Guuuuurl you's a nasty ass bitch.

by Greg10 October 29, 2014

gooey armstrong

When a guy slips his hand down a woman's pants from behind and fingers her gently while lifting Up on her butt cheeks with his palm for extra stimulation

Bob's so smooth. We were in an elevator alone and he slipped me a gooey Armstrong.

by Gurn the ringer December 6, 2014

Gooey disk

The egg you get on your McDonald's breakfast sandwiches.

I hate the gooey disk in the McDonald's sandwich.

by Thot.mulligan June 24, 2018