Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.

Stop being such a goober oppossum.

by Cherrytales March 5, 2019

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Gloobs

A term used to refer to boobs decorated with glitter

I spilt water on my gloobs

by BigweldVonDike June 22, 2019

GOOB

That stupid tattoo that idiots have on their legs

Amanda has a GOOB on his leg

by begum07 July 5, 2019

Gobshmack

To be a gobshmack is to be a unrelavent unintelagent being that is a waste of human DNA

dude billy is such a GOBSHMACK did you see him today.

by Gob master April 9, 2019

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

Gobstopper

When you deepthroat a chick so hard she’s gags; gasping, for air. I purposely gargling drule.

If she’d come suck this sword I’d Gobstopper

by Districk September 15, 2019