gooseEgg

Right before bursting in your partners butt after performing anal sex, quickly pull your dick out, and stick your balls in her butthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst

Dude,I was at Kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseEgg

by blumpkinator555 April 4, 2009

Goose

Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.

Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.

by I Fatality X February 27, 2010

GOOSE

To have several bowel movements in a short period of time.

I ate tour catering and Iv'e been shitting like a GOOSE!!

by KNOXVILLE EAST TENNESSE October 4, 2011

Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Goosed

To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.

I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!

by brainstorm85 May 11, 2011

goose or maverick

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 24, 2007

rancid goose ass

Describes a particularly rancid ass that belongs to a goose.

Me: "You smell like rancid goose ass"

by Nikkikins December 16, 2004