futnut

Short for (or code for) the term fucknut. Can be used when cursing isn't appropriate.

That dumb futnut just cut off three cars while drinking a beer.

by futnuts June 29, 2010

futureshock

A genre of science fiction characterized by rapid societal and technological change and the subsequent inability of people to cope with the pace of change. Originates from Alvin Toffer's 1970 book, "Future Shock".

Joe: Have you finished Accelerando by Charles Stross yet?

Jill: No, that futureshock stuff dates way too fast. And his prose is terrible.

by spiegalr July 8, 2010

futt-bugly

verbal shorthand for "fucking butt-ugly"

That girl is futt-bugly

by cozmo67 November 16, 2011

Futonlife

Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.

The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.

My futonlife has flourished since I arrived at college.

by Futon4Life December 6, 2011

future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.

I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

futong

hot sxc gal with great prospects. gives you a good time. can lol around with you even though she has smelly feet. super chatty little slut with a bad reputation for stealing all da bois inda club bitchezz be hatin

futong the karati champion of aisan grammar school

by super cool hot galz October 26, 2012

Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012