An unsightly sore on the "vagina" that has been unattended to for some time and has become somewhat "skanky".
by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009
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Get the festesio mug.The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".
by Lipless Nate April 14, 2008
Get the festering mug.To be extra festive, usually occurs during the holidays. Going all out in terms of trying for festivities.
by Brochacho Kitten April 21, 2018
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This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
by wch-meister September 26, 2015
Get the clown festival mug.1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions
2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.
3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.
2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.
3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.
1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!
Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.
2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!
Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!
3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!
Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!
Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.
2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!
Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!
3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!
Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!
by Sapphires and Swingstars December 7, 2006
Get the festival of handclaps mug.A day when employees at concrete plants are allowed to wear bright, ugly and "festive" shirts to work.
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