fart goblin 

n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".

Shut up, fart goblin.

fart goblin by Psycho Miko May 6, 2006

fart-sack 

sleeping bag

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.

fart-sack by dang May 8, 2003

fart dust 

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.

Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth.

fart dust by Charles Golay February 21, 2009

fart-o-rama 

sit in circle and fart togather in one room.

yo man, last night i was in a huge fart-o-rama last night, that shit was so smelly my nose fell off.

fart-o-rama by poopman11 March 21, 2003

fart patrol 

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

fart patrol by Lesloo March 21, 2008

FART SWALLOWER 

One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down

Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.

FART SWALLOWER by Teninch Tool August 26, 2008

fart ninja 

One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.

After eating all that broccoli,I turned the whole dinner party into a bunch of fart ninjas.

fart ninja by Dave Beyer July 30, 2008