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fart patrol
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When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they
fall
asleep so they do not hear you if
fall
asleep and let one
slip
.
I stayed at
Joey
's last
night
and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on
fart
patrol.
fart patrol
by
Lesloo
March 21, 2008
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