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No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.
Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
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Fap Free February

A hard month without busting a nutbeating your meat. This challange is really similar to No Nut November
Yo! Don't fap bro, it's Fap Free February!!!
by Fuckfortnite February 2, 2019
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ER fap

The fine are of masterbating and blowing you load all over the room at the Emergancy Room in a hospital.
I went in last night just for a ER Fap . Was the time of my life .
by wadlust October 15, 2023
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Power fapping

Power fapping is defined :You have to jerk off in under 35 seconds. It brightens your spirit. You can power fap in every situation.

#Fapping #powerfap #pf #pffamily #pf2017 #power #newwayoflife #SebastianKohl
by Power Fapper 3000 September 16, 2017
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fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016
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Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.
"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"
by AxeInDaFace December 6, 2017
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