Florida Window Unit

When it’s so hot and there’s no AC in ur room so you lowk get ur girlfriend on all fours, spread their buttcheeks and let their keister blow hot wind in your face

Babe it’s 85 degrees in this room can you bust out the florida window unit.

by box.lunch January 22, 2026

Florida Thumbprint

When a woman pulls up her shirt and presses her sweaty titties against a window, leaving behind a boob shaped sweat smear

Dude you missed it, while you were in the bathroom jessica walked by outside and left us a florida thumbprint!

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! February 2, 2026

Florida Sunrise

When you combine ibuprofen, vitamin gummies, dayquil, and testosterone

"I'm high on Florida Sunrise"
"How?"

by maryskitkatbar March 13, 2026

Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.

Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.

Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

Florida girl mug

When a Florida girl records a video of herself without music and talking just posing

POV: you have a Florida girl mug

by Lya cube November 23, 2024

Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.

I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!

by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 4, 2025