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porky bread flaps 

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia
"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"
porky bread flaps by Phallax February 27, 2005
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the flop 

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.
MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.
the flop by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
when a male loses his erection just before he is about to have sexual intercourse
Guy:oh man i totally flopped on her last night
Guy2:haha aww unlucky man
flop by Chrisisonfire12345 November 4, 2007

Fuck Flop 

A fuck flop is the guy reading this right now
Da mcfatted is a fuck flop
Fuck Flop by Chris1228 October 30, 2008

alabama flop 

the haircut that all the frat boys in the south have, one similar to that of former senator rob blagojevich.
"Let's go beat up some niggers"
"Good idea, he doesn't even have an Alabama Flop like we do."
alabama flop by baaaalls February 6, 2009

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny
Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap
Crusty Cunt Flaps by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006