English grammar baffles me.l
by Ellietheelaphant July 10, 2016
Get the English mug.English is a subject in school. Normally you write or learn about history in English. English has many rules and not a lot of people agree with these rule. For example when texting people often don't put punctuation at the end of a sentence.
I have English 6th period.
by WritingGirl2000 January 9, 2017
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The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.
Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!
by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016
Get the Englishman balloon mug.we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.
by filthy_minded April 7, 2017
Get the english chestnut mug.Where a female and male are enjoying the 69 position. The female gently polishing the males bell end, the male is flicking the females love bean whilst pounding her vagina with a vibrator set on the lowest speed. As the female starts to climax, without warning the male deep throats her causing her to gag. The male pulls out, spin 180 and as the female is gasping for air the male rams his knob up her vagina and pounds away whilst the vibrator is still inserted. (the double plugging) For an added twist as the males performing the double plugging he should flick the vibrator on to high speed.
Dave - Pete I gave Sarah a proper seeing to last night with a english double plugging.
Pete - Whats that ?
Dave - We were 69ing which was fun.. when i found her vibrator under the pillow so thought 'why not' and started working her wet with that. Man did she get a suprise when i deep throated her before spinning and double plugging her with my penis. She went wild as my penis and ball were vibrating in her then i flicked to vibrator to high speed whilst spatting my load up her.
Pete - did she enjoy it...?
Dave - Well she was climaxing whilst trying to grab a breath.. i should think so!! But who cares..i did.
Pete - Whats that ?
Dave - We were 69ing which was fun.. when i found her vibrator under the pillow so thought 'why not' and started working her wet with that. Man did she get a suprise when i deep throated her before spinning and double plugging her with my penis. She went wild as my penis and ball were vibrating in her then i flicked to vibrator to high speed whilst spatting my load up her.
Pete - did she enjoy it...?
Dave - Well she was climaxing whilst trying to grab a breath.. i should think so!! But who cares..i did.
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