Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006

edward was taken to the tower

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

by blorbi December 15, 2010

Edward

Totally awesome and kindhearted man.
He has big muscles and is big.

''Who is that big muscled man , not attacking the violent thug ?''
''That's Edward.''

by RhymeDuckTime May 23, 2016

EdwardIVsexual

When you love edward IV

Hey look Hank is edwardIVsexual because be loves edward IV

by superslayer5001 January 21, 2021

edgar

To take a nasty shit and send a pic to all of your friends

Yo bro iam sending you an edgar

by hugequeer69 February 20, 2015

Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

by ewalk316 December 2, 2009

Edgar Allan Poe

One of Lance Armstrong's nicknames for performance-enhancing drug erythropoietin (EPO), created as a sort of partial acronym: (E)dgar Allan (Po)e. (10/10/2013 Colbert Report: Reed Albergotti & Vanessa O'Connell)

Edgar Allan Poe helped me pedal to the top of this mountain.

by thomanderson October 11, 2013