Ex-Wife-In-Law

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
by thmill December 02, 2024
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text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
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my ex girlfriend

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
by guydude111 December 16, 2023
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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
by nicnac29 February 27, 2011
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Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer

"That dude is such an Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer!"
by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019
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Ex-path

The Opposite of an empathic person. Instead of picking up on people's emotions. The individual's emotions begin to creep into those around them.
I watched him speak, I could feel his emotions flowing through me and everyone in the room. This wasn't just an Empath, able to listen and understand, He was an Ex-path, We felt his strength and Dedication flow through us as well.
by Illiad_sonej November 20, 2022
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