dank tank

The tank on top of the water cooler holding Planet Earth brand water, the best bottled water to be found on the face of the planet. Purity of Essense

After a long night of drunken revelry, I awoke to the urge to drain the contents of the dank tank in order to rehydrate.

by water boy January 16, 2004

dank buds

bud having dark complexity with orange or red hairs

got some nuggets

by marley April 7, 2003

dank as fuck

popular lingo created by Ryans old girlfriend who described everything as dank as fuck, basically just means really dank.

"That system of a down shirt is dank as fuck"-Dank as fuck girl

by Jeff January 22, 2005

Dank Nugz

Potent boobs.
Really nice titties.
Like. Titties of the gods. Titties i would like to slobber in barbeque sauce and eat for dinner.
Titties. Dank tittiez.
Not to be confused with strong as fuck weed.

Damn, that bitch over there has some dank nugz. *high five*

by Corporal Lol July 4, 2008

Dank Shit

Something that is extremely amazing or fucking awesome. Could be referring to a person, place or thing.

Melvin: Hey whos your wife?
Me: Jenna Stanton bitchhh.
Melvin: Oh real talk?
ME: Hellllll yeah. The bitch is dank shit!

by Alexazeeeez January 20, 2009

Dank Memes

Cool, awesome, dope all rolled into one

This iTunes Card. Dank Memes

Or Myself. I'm Dank Memes

by ace138 January 19, 2015

dank ass

formely used to describe how high someone is. just like saying drunk ass

get off you muthah fuckin dank ass and make me some mexican food, mom.

by whooooooooooooooo August 16, 2011