Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
Get the Diegomug. The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019
Get the Diegomug. diego... there are literally no words that could describe him. he's honestly so perfect, he has such a huge heart and is always putting others before himself. He is so charming and caring. He has this smile that is so contagious, his love for you just makes you fall more in love with him, hes everything, just so perfect. he is so amazing, loving, caring, honest, athletic, and overall just perfect. his glasses just fit him so well, his way of dressing is just so AHH, takes your breath away. He’s one of the cutest guys you’ll meet in your life! he swears he's not perfect but every person that meets him sees the exact opposite. hes, someone, you want in your life and don't want to lose, once you meet him, he's someone you NEED in your life, he gives you a sense of protection, love, and comfort. he brings out the best in you and changes you for the better, once you see a notification on your phone and realize it's him, makes you skip a heart beat. overall, his such they guy of your dreams, many people want to be around him but don't realize him, no matter how mad you are at him, get right with him because hes not someone you want to lose. diego if u see this I love you so very much but for every diego you meet don't let him go. <3
by kusyhejkf December 3, 2020
Get the diegomug. Diego is a caring. He's athletic, but not handsome. Diego's have the most beautiful ex's. Diego's are known to text a lot and dont have many friends. Diego will is not selfish and will share whenever he can. He also tends to think he's good and sports but he's not.
by No.clout June 17, 2019
Get the Diegomug. by Bleach gang October 19, 2019
Get the diego and ginamug. Diego is probably the most incredible person in the world. Loving and caring, he is the best boyfriend you could wish for. Above all he is so clever.
If you have a Diego in your live make sure to don't loose him. Because once you disappointed a Diego it's nearly impossible to have him back.
If you have a Diego in your live make sure to don't loose him. Because once you disappointed a Diego it's nearly impossible to have him back.
by Linapapillon November 22, 2021
Get the Diegomug. Has a MONSTER COCK, don’t fuck with him cuz he will fuck you up, best dude out here hands down, tear any ass up.
by wtv69 November 22, 2021
Get the Diegomug.