eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow
Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”
by ouch door handle April 29, 2020
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Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.
DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.
by sheev_palpatine March 05, 2018
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Crusty bin

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.
I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.
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Crusty tooty

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone
Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty
by Carol_thebomb November 18, 2020
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Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet
Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “
by Crusty011 March 17, 2019
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Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021
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Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell March 15, 2018
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