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Maltese Cross

Sex position where one partner dresses up as a holy-land crusader and the other like a nun. The use of the Maltese Cross symbol on clothing is mandatory. One partner then urinates on dirt and flings it on the other such that they form the appearance of muddy urine casts.
Yo, we had a theme date last night. We watched Kingdom of Heaven, did a Maltese Cross, and ended with some Hookah and Age of Empires II.
by ldawg88 April 14, 2011
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The Snake The Cross The Crown

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.
Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!
by Cindo the ho. September 9, 2004
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chrono cross

Bastard spawn of one of the best RPGs ever made. Chrono Cross was a disgrace to Chrono Trigger.

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The characters look stupid. The plot sucks. This game belongs in a toilet. FUCK CHRONO CROSS. LONG LIVE CHRONO TRIGGER!!!
by momenti December 6, 2004
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Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick
by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017
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sincere cross

very bright,sexy, freak, and caring person. she is very loyal in relationship to Alyssa cross
by a.cross March 14, 2019
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bromley cross

An area in bolton which is full of stuck up white people who think they are prestige when really the majority of the area is filled to the brim with council houses.
by saxbyavenuebbe June 22, 2020
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