CrOoSh MaFiA

The worlds newest and best clothing line and greatest group of people to ever exist.

Smaller Version of the Real Mafia, except, not as violent.

Start the Croosh Mafia Revolution

by Emperor Chris September 16, 2005

crotch trophy

Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.

Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!

by efie30 January 2, 2009

croc sucker

Any person who wears Croc's.(ugly ass sandles usually worn by tourists)

Ey, Homebwoi, Look at that crocsucker up the street.

I hate those damn croc suckers

by Andrew Harbottle September 11, 2007

Crogging

Cro•gging
/krägiNG/

Wearing Crocs whilst jogging.

Crocs + Jogging = Crogging

Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”

by MelvMax111 May 6, 2020

Sock Crotch

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.

"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!

by Turkey G-unit August 5, 2008

headless cross

A very underrated album by Black Sabbath and a very underrated song by Black Sabbath with Tony Martin as the singer. Most people believe its satanic or blasphemis due to the name. However, that is untrue. The song is about a village in Worschershire England named "Headless Cross"
that came under a great illness. The people blamed it all on Satan and called each other devil worshipers because they believed God was punishing them. Sadly, the whole village was wiped out due to the plague.

Guy: Dude, have you heard Headless Cross it's epic
Guy 2: That sounds devil worshiping
Guy: No it's not, just do your reasearch

by Metal pholosepher November 15, 2011

double crossing bitch

A hoe who acts like she gon' give it up but she never do and she give it to another asshole.

Daaamn, Judy is one double crossing bitch.

by Navalgeneralofthenavalsea January 5, 2014