Cover rereveal

When an author forgets they already revealed the cover of their upcoming book and reveals it again.

I'm so excited about my favourite author's cover rereveal next week

by Bb128 March 16, 2023

comertose

The apparent intellectual ability of someone in a position of extraordinary authority who relies on Faux News for actionable information.

The congressman told ClusterFox that he and the Senator have reviewed a whistleblower letter alleging “a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national”, and found the source “credible.” However, in a remarkably comertose moment, he acknowledged that his understanding of the situation derived from Faux News and Hannity, so he wasn't actually delivering any news on air, merely regurgitating the talking points the network had already constructed for the occasion.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023

Cover song

“Who would parody a song from another artist?”

Van Halen on Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher”

Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher” is a pale compared to Van Halen’s.

by Hdj007 August 14, 2023

Covers

a word for blanket. everyone i’ve ever known had never called them blankets, they’ve always been covers

jason stop hogging the damn covers fat boy

by theballfondlerette August 30, 2023

Convertible

A car with a removable top.

i drive a convertible

by ATEEZFAN May 13, 2023

Covet - Basement

1.) the most depressing non depressing song ever.

2.) Sam Sulek fans

gym bro: what song you listening to bro?

gym bro 2: covet - basement bro

gym bro: damn bro what'd she do!?!?

by Pvt. Gaming September 23, 2023

Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024